The Road to Rome?

There are some Roman Catholic ideas, beliefs and practices that I like quite a lot.  Now I'm in trouble. I must tell my Catholic friends that I am a happy old mainline Prot, as Scott Hahn calls us.  (He said "All Prots go to hell")   I have no plans to hop on the Road to Rome like he did. Then I must assure strongly Evangelical friends that I am not going to embrace the Papacy, even as appealing as the present Holy Father is. Finally I will deal with those who have left The Catholic Church in anger or pain and want to tell me about it. So the only thing to do is just go into my self editing introvert mode and decide if I should delete the whole thing and keep these thoughts to myself.