Those Modern Lutherans

Garrison Keillor has a wonderful understanding of traditional mid-American church folks and their difficulty dealing with change. He took a delicious poke at those Florida Churches.
Down there, "They use a little skinny Bible. They took out all the discouraging parts. God is your best friend, Jesus is your boyfriend and whatever you need, you got it."
Update:  That was quite a few years ago.  Now Lake Wobegon Lutheran has a Lady Pastor, the subject of some pretty funny stuff.