Prayer Time

I pray a lot. I just said, "Dear God, I am sorry that I'm an old White guy.  Old White guys are bad.  We are responsible for what's wrong with the country.  I know you don't make mistakes so it must be old Lucifer down below who made me what I am. So next time, can I come back as something else?"  And God said, "Leave me alone. I have other prayers to deal with that are even goofier than yours."