The Reformation and Martin Luther's ears

Am I a Protestant because of Martin Luther's health issues?  Heaven knows the poor fellow fell victim to just about everything that can go wrong with the human body.  It's known that he had terrible gastrointestinal  problems and he spoke of them quite graphically.  Now an audiologist suggests that he had severe Meniere's  Disease which further contributed to his cranky disposition and his split with his church. It's an awful inner ear thing that makes you dizzy, unbalanced and fills your head with awful buzzing, ringing and all manner of noises that won't stop.