Denny Crane and "The Secret"

Boston Legal, the wonderfully quirky TV show, did a grand send-up of "The Secret," the latest positive thinking, magnetic power of your mind book and movie that's being shown in many churches. Goofy Lawyer Denny Crane tries to conjure up a visit from Raquel Welch but his vibrations don't work quite right and Phyllis Diller shows up. The so- called secret law of attraction gets discovered anew every ten years or so and makes a ton of money for its promoters. Too bad it has become a religion.