You have stuff that needs to be said?

If you wanna preach, get an online ordination in the Universal Church of  Whatever and start a church.

Recovering from church.

I can't relate if you are recovering from a bad church or bad religion that did bad things to you.  I can offer sympathy for your pain but I can't empathize.  It didn't happen to me.

Your Bible says what??

When somebody starts a sentence with "My Bible says,"  all I hear after that is bla bla bla.  Sure,  I'm tempted to answer with my own Bible bla bla bla, but  I don't.  They're looking for an argument and they won't get it from me.  Nothing goofier than Bible fighters quoting scripture at each other.

His Interestingness, the Dalai Lama

I like the Dalai Lama. Not quite ready to speak of him as "His Holiness," but I don't think he cares. He's cool.  He laughs a lot.  It looks like he doesn't take himself as seriously as his followers take themselves.

I kind of wonder what would happen if I met him and I said, "I like you. You are a real good person and you say good things.  But somehow I just can't address you as "Your Holiness." Maybe he would say "Forget the Holiness thing.  Let's just have a good chat."

YOU ARE READING THIS? WHY??

Why are you reading this?   Because you want to argue about religion?  OK, whatever.  

You won't like it if you're a far Right Fundamentalist or far Right Evangelical. You won't like it if you are an Unfundamentalist Christian on the  Left.  Or an anti-religion crusader. You won't like if you think religious satire is not funny.

So leave and go find something  to like.

Why do I do this?  Am I determined to alienate potential readers? Isn't the whole purpose of a blog  to get readers and reaction?  No.  It isn't.  That's Facebook.

A blog is for me. Not exactly private, but mostly for me.  Like a diary that doesn't lock. Just in case somebody want to take a peek. If you have a mostly for you blog, can I peek?

LOGICAL RELIGION?

You don't like religion because it's not logical and doesn't make sense?  What?!  That's what I like about it.  
 

More snide and snark

Just about the coolest thing you can do is publicly and vehemently declare your great disdain for anything that smacks of religion.