Teen girl: Mom, I need to tell you something about what I want to do with my life. It's really important, so please don't get upset.
Mom: Oh Honey, I will always love and support you. You are living at a time when a girl is empowered to do anything and be anything.
Teen: Mom, I want to be a Christian.
Mom: OH MY GOD! Where did I go wrong? Honey, I know a psychiatrist who specializes in treating that disorder. I will make an appointment right away.
